"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your h…"

""So computers are tools of the devil?" thought Newt. He had no problem believing it. Computers had to be the tools of…"

"Life — and I don't suppose I'm the first to make this comparison — is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably…"

"Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I mean everybody. No matter how dull and…"

"It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the ha…"

"Whatever happened to me in my life, happened to me as a writer of plays. I'd fall in love, or fall in lust. And at th…"

"Look, I'm sorry it's over too. But good things have to end, stories have to end. It's what gives them meaning."

"You get ideas from daydreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas all the time. The only difference betwe…"

"I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the Sandman. It was immediately cut by the edit…"

""How do I know you’ll keep your word?" asked Coraline."