"It's now officially 8:01, people; let's move it! Come on, come on, while we're young! Herbert Jones, get off my car! …"

"Well, now that you've enlightened me as to the real problem here, perhaps you should tell the President about your co…"

"If you'll all check your itineraries, you'll see that this is the only stop we're making between now and Washington. …"

"Look, even though I'm probably going to get into Yale, doesn't mean that I don't suffer from the effects of teen angs…"

"As student body president, I am proud to bring you this special assembly. So, without any further ado, I give to you,…"

"Now wait just a minute. Have any of you considered the consequences if Principal Moss finds out?"

"That's it! That does it! You leave me no choice! As student body president, I am placing you all under citizens' arre…"

"Lay one hand on me and I'll sue! PRINCIPAL MOSS!!"

"Captain's log, 94237.4. I just received a priority communication from Starfleet Command that an alliance between the …"

"Spock. Shuttlecraft has encountered strange alien matter. Have Chekov scan computer bank. Wong, proceed."