"It's funny being inside, innit? 'Cause when you are inside, you're still actually outside, aren't ya? And then you ca…"

"Do you think that the amoeba ever dreamed that it would evolve into the frog? Of course it didn't. And when that firs…"

"You see, the thing is, Brian, that God is a hateful god. Must be, because if God is good, then why is there evil in t…"

"Do you think you can recapture your youth by fuckin' it? You don't want to fuck me, you'll catch something cruel."

"Resolve is never stronger in the morning, after the night it was never weaker."

"I know it's a bit cheeky but, er, I'm a cheeky young monkey!"

"I don't know what they want from you half the time. What they start off liking you for, they end up hating you for. D…"

"You shouldn't stick anything up your cunt that you can't put in your mouth."

"Yes, it is a boring job. Bloody boring, actually. But all you can see is the tip of the iceberg, the present, the ted…"

"[reading the monologue from Gustav's script during the table read] I had this kind of... crisis. I was alone in the h…"