"So tell me, Junior, how come you're not at your Ivy League school, picking ivy, or whatever you do there?"

"What? You think this is gonna make me marry you? Do you? Well, it's not, cos I don't have to marry an asshole. It's t…"

"I mean, if you think about it, Bill and I are so different. Everything he wants, I don't. The marriage, the kids, all…"

"[to Jojo] I'm tellin' ya, Jo, that I love you. Doesn't that mean anything to you? I think that when people love each …"

"A romantic comedy with the works."

"Discover a movie which hits home about love, friendship, dreams and life. A movie that you'll be talking about long a…"

"Annabeth Gish - Katherine "Kat" Araújo"

"Julia Roberts - Daisy Araújo"

"Vincent D'Onofrio - William "Bill" Montijo"

"Jojo, relax! Trust me. You're going to wiggle your sweet ass, and he's going to forget all about it."