"Right said Fred"

"We was getting nowhere And so we had a cuppa tea"

"A mouse lived in a windmill in Old Amsterdam"

"A little mouse with clogs on, Well I declare"

"I told the wife, "We'd be better off in Blackpool.""

"Daddy Neptune one day to Freedom did say, If ever I live upon dry land, The spot I should hit on wou'd be little Brit…"

"Then a very great war man, call'd Billy the Norman, Cried "D--n it, I never lik'd my land.""

"The Dons came to plunder the island; But, snug in the hive, the Queen was alive, And "buzz" was the word in the island."

"Longing while living for laurel and bays, Under this willow a poor poet 'lays'; With little to censure, and less to p…"

"The loss of American what can repay? New colonies seek for at Botany Bay."