"(to Michael) "Until you get this mouse out of the house, you ain't getting any panties from this fanny!""
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Cancelled showsABC sitcoms2000s American multi-camera sitcomsTV shows about families2000s American black sitcoms
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My Wife and Kids
My Wife and Kids was a sitcom that aired on ABC, 2001–2005. It starred Damon Wayans and Tisha Campbell-Martin.
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