"The Star of 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding' is Finally Going to Greece."

"Falling in Love...In All the Wrong Places"

"Nia Vardalos - Georgia"

"[to Irv] You’re not funny. Stop trying."

"I'm a lightweight, one drink and I'm looking for a bellman to make out with."

"[about members of her group] Australians are the nicest people, but you can only understand about half of what they say."

"[about Prokopi] Fine. Yeah, sometimes he's nice, but mostly he just makes me mad."

"Irv Giddian and I've come here to see as many ancient ruins as possible and judging from your husband, the trip is al…"

"How many of you, like me, have come here to fondle as many nude statues as possible? This is comedy. The Greeks inven…"

"Richard Dreyfuss - Irv"