"Harry Woods — Alky Briggs"

"Thelma Todd — Lucille Briggs"

"Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars? Afraid? You bet I'm afraid!"

"Sir, are you trying to offer me a bribe? How much?"

"With a little study you'll go a long way. And I wish you'd start now."

"[Posing as a reporter] Is it true you're getting a divorce as soon as your husband recovers his eyesight? Is it true …"

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I wish to announce that a buffet supper will be served in the next room in five minutes. In ord…"

"You roared at them in The Cocoanuts. You laughed your heard off at Animal Crackers. Now see the famous frenzied fours…"

"The Four Marx Brothers in their newest, funniest laugh-lark."

"Harpo Marx — Harpo"