"There are two kinds of humor. One kind that makes us chuckle about our foibles and our shared humanity -- like what G…"

"I believe all Southern liberals come from the same starting point-race. Once you figure out they are lying to you abo…"

"On a personal note: I have contracted an outstanding case of breast cancer, from which I intend to recover. I don’t n…"

"as we stagger toward the millenium, I can only hope that this modest oeuvre--as we often say in Amarillo will remind …"

"Nothing like a Republican convention to drive you screaming back into the arms of the Democrats. ("Notes from Another…"

"Women are receiving so many conflicting messages from this society that no matter what choices we make, or more often…"

"Many people did not care for Pat Buchanan's speech; it probably sounded better in the original German."

"Fear is the most dangerous emotion in politics. People do terrible things to one another out of fear. In my opinion, …"

"So keep fightin' for freedom and justice, beloveds, but don't you forget to have fun doin' it. Lord, let your laughte…"

"All anyone needs to enjoy the state legislature is a strong stomach and a complete insensitivity to the needs of the …"