"Tasty but worthless Dogs eat their own shit"

"As sure as lead sinks we're the same, We're just more laundry that they need to hang"

"Another rider, He was a talker, Talking 'bout TV, Please Shut Up!"

"This one's a crazer, Daydreaming disaster, The origin of junk food, Rutting through garbage!"

"They gave me a receipt that said I didn't buy nothing."

"If I had a nickel, For every damn dime, I'd have half the time, Do you mind?"

"The Devil's apprentice, he gave me some credit. He fed me a line and I'll probably regret it."

"This one's a doctor, This one's a lawyer, This one's a cash thief, Taking your money!"

"I wanna remember to remember to forget you forgot me."

"Doin' the Cockroach, yeah!"