"Could you look at animal in the eyes and say to it "my appetite is more important than your suffering"? I hope not."

"a long time ago only kings had rights. then rights were extended to property-owning white men. then all men. then wym…"

"Better a loving single parent family than a 'conventional' family wherein the parents hate each other and the father …"

"I got a phone call from Ricky Martin's management asking me if I'd like to do something with him in Florida around th…"

"Ozzy Osbourne used to snort ants. Led Zeppelin had sex with hookers on private planes. And I start an on-tour book cl…"

"Why can't a Democrat get fired up about protecting the environment and enacting gun control legislation just as right…"

"I'm actually kind of impressed by Iraq's patience right now... I mean, look at it objectively. They've opened their d…"

"One simple word: ugh. Is something still considered a conspiracy if it's played out right under our noses?"

"For example, you can go on all the pro-life chat rooms and say you're an outraged right-wing voter and that you know …"

"Call me a nerd if you like, but I do find it hard to leave home without my laptop and a good book."