"Poor Uncle Harry Having become a missionary Found the natives' morals rather crude. He and Aunt Mary Swiftly imposed an arbitrary Ban upon them shopping in the nude. Now they all considered this silly, And they didn't take it well. They burnt his boots, and several suits, and wrecked the Mission Hotel They also burnt his mackintosh, which made a disgusting smell."
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Noel Coward, Uncle Harry from Pacific 1860 (1946).
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