""It's not the position of this program, or me, or [wife/program producer] Kathy [Bay], or anybody associated with thi…"

"You know, I talk about doing acid 30 years ago. Rumsfeld must do it daily. Right before he goes out for a press confe…"

"We are a violent society. Our foreign policy is based on violence. Barack Obama is out there, being this charming, in…"

"This Democratic whore, Bill Clinton - all of a sudden, I can't stand him anymore. To me, he is as corrupt and degener…"

"What about the people that couldn't get out?! Someday it's gonna happen to you, Chertoff! ... You won't have a car, a…"

"Bush gets appointed to the presidency, and he gives Ashcroft the job of Attorney General? A religiously insane, jack-…"

"The guy's a war hero. He's not a coward like George Bush. He didn't duck into a Champagne unit in the Texas Air Natio…"

"Republicans are vile. All Republicans are liars, cheats, sneaks; they are deceivers. They are immoral, and they have …"

"Do a Google on 'penis envy' and then listen to Rush Limbaugh. ... You will hear penis envy where it concerns Clinton."

"Wolf was in Israel, because that's where Wolf belongs, with Ariel Sharon about to croak. ... Wolf is an old friend of…"