"As you get older, all those dumb clichés, they’re all true. You only have a certain amount of time left, and you shou…"

"It's not painless – there's a lot of struggle with all the identity stuff you go through. But we were saying you can …"

"I work out lifting heavier weights because that’s, you know, that’s what the scientists say, really help you burn the…"

"I feel like Dave freed the slaves. The comedians, we were slaves to PC [politically correct] culture and he just, you…"

"I can’t speak about the content of the show but what I say is, there is a bigger conversation we need to have. Someon…"

"So I got diagnosed with diabetes about 10 years ago. And so I started growing fresh vegetables. I only eat my vegetables"

"Have I changed with the passing years? No. I do talk less because the sound of my voice saying over and over the thin…"

"What about the press generally? Standard and tabloid, vulgar and obscene, the papers run rumors daily about people in…"

"Some misinformation is funny and really harmless. The blabber merchants have always trumpeted show-biz salaries as fe…"

"Janet Leigh was years ago! Nowadays I wouldn't be caught dead married to a woman old enough to be my wife!"