"Check, please."

"Yeah, I made my own box for the division that has no box. You know, the division where they wear black suits and deal…"

"I am MIB, you Cerulian scum. And FYI, your little club here sucks."

"We are the Men in Black. The Men and Women in Black."

"Always remember, the universe has a way of leading you to where you're supposed to be at the moment you're supposed t…"

"Riza again, H? When are you going to learn?"

"[to H] You were always like a son to me. You were always like a son to me. You were always like a son TO HIM."

"I pledge loyalty eternal to you, Agent M."

"Perfectly done. [glass breaks] Whoop!"

"It took me 20 years to find you, more or less. How many people can say that? I...found...you!"