"The precursors to a civilization that’s going under are the same, time and time again. … What's human sacrifice if no…"

"If you're going to wear three hats, you'd better grow two more heads."

"I don't think of myself as either American or Australian really, I'm a true hybrid. It's a good thing for me because …"

"My family means more to me than the artificial trappings of my career. If ever I had to choose between my career and …"

"I'm not anti-Semitic. My Gospels are not anti-Semitic. I've shown it to many Jews and they're like, it's not anti-Sem…"

"I don't feel like I want to get in front of a camera any more. I like getting, you know, just being a slob behind a c…"

"They take it up the ass. [pointing at his posterior] This is only for taking a shit."

"I became an actor despite that. But with this look, who's going to think I'm gay? It would be hard to take me for som…"

"Hey, I'm for love, not war. How about we have a beer?"

"[On the number of victims in the Holocaust] I mean when the war was over they said it was 12 million. Then it was six…"