"Dina! Wake up and make Greg a cappuccino! Shake a leg, woman!"

"Now, I've never met your parents, so I'm not going to jump to any hasty conclusions. But, like studying a frozen cave…"

"I said "No monkey business"!"

"I'm not so sure this wedding is such a good idea. I don't like what I'm seeing from these Fockers."

"We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL."

"Mom, I'm truly not comfortable having this conversation with you. I've been telling you that since I was eleven."

"[into Jack's spy-camera, during end credits] Hey, look at me, Jack. What am I? [gruff voice] I am a frozen caveman! S…"

"Robert De Niro - Jack Byrnes"

"Ben Stiller - Greg Focker"

"I am watching you. Guess who's here. It's Professor Einstein."