"I only need two things. Your submission and your obedience to MY WILL!"

"Nobody could be more devoted to the cause of peace than I! As a commissioner of Earth's Interplanetary Police, I have…"

"You do not understand hatred as I understand it. Only hate keeps me alive. Why else should I endure this pain?"

"Life is wasted on the living!"

"Before we start all that, I just wanted to say: thank you. Thank you, one and all, you ugly, fat-faced bunch of wet, …"

"Citizens of Earth, rejoice. Your Lord and Master stands on high."

"You can't do this! You can't do...IT'S NOT FAIR!"

"Get out of the way. … You did this to me! All of my life! You made me! One! Two! Three! Four!"

"You'd delay an execution to pull the wings off a fly."

"Do you know any nice people? Y'know, normal everyday people, not power-crazed nutters trying to take over the galaxy?"