"Screw the press! This is a need-to-know situation. We should make it a top secret, and we should move in right away w…"

"You can't have Martians running all over Nevada!"

"[The Martians break into the War Room and Decker approaches them, holding two pistols] You think you can do anything …"

"What are you guys gawking at?! Get that President outta here!"

"[Pitching a hotel/casino idea] If the Martians land, they're gonna need a place to stay. Just like everybody else."

"Even in a time of so-called intergalactic emergency, people still want to roooooll them bones!"

"I'd been thinkin' about Mars when there wasn't no Mars."

"I'm not a crook, I'm ambitious. There's a difference."

"I'll tell you one thing, they ain't gettin' the TV."

"We should nuke these assholes with everything we got, sir."