"There's a famous seaside place called Blackpool, That's noted for fresh air and fun."

"A grand little lad was young Albert, All dressed in his best; quite a swell. With a stick with an 'orse's 'ead 'andle…"

"They didn't think much to the Ocean, The waves, they was fiddlin' and small, There was no wrecks and nobody drownded,…"

"Now Albert had heard about lions, How they was ferocious and wild; And to see Wallace lying so peaceful, Just didn't …"

"Then Pa, who had seen the occurrence, And didn't know what to do next, Said "Mother! Yon Lion's 'et Albert," And Moth…"

"At that Mother got proper blazing, "And thank you, sir, kindly," said she. "What, waste all our lives raising childre…"

"Y' not charging tuppence for that little lad?" Said Mother, her eyes flashing wild. "Per tuppence per person per trip…"

"Noah said "Nay; I'll make thee an offer, The same as I did t'other day. A penny a foot and a free ride. Now, come on,…"

"So with 'is 'ead down in a corner, On 'is front paws 'e started to walk, And 'e coughed and 'e sneezed and 'e gargled…"

"Sam, Sam, pick oop tha musket."