"She said I was afraid of success, which may in fact be true, because I have a feeling that fufilling my potential wou…"

"I do wanna get married. It just sounds great. You get to go grocery shopping together, rent videos, and the kissing a…"

"I'm not looking for much [in a guy], I just want, like, a really nice guy who has, you know, like a job... and the mi…"

"[impersonating her mother] Now, Maria, if a boy doesn't like you, I would just like you to know that he is intimidate…"

"My old lip color could barely keep up with my busy schedule. In the time it takes to notice the wide discrepancy betw…"

"I love my country, but maybe that's because I'm white and rich. I'm not technically rich, but I do have a lot of shit…"

"I wish I'd get mad about something that actually, you know, kinda mattered. Go in Target and be like: "You know what?…"

"I'm not technically rich, but I do have a lot of shit that I don't need, and I refuse to share with others."

"I've never really thought of myself as depressed so much as I am paralyzed by hope."

"[singing the song her therapist told her to improvise in order to "let her anxieties out"] If I keep the kitchen floo…"