"S-s-sure I'll join your cult. [nervous smile]"
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Stand-up comedians from the United StatesScreenwriters from the United StatesComedians from CaliforniaWomen born in the 1970sActresses from Minnesota
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Maria Bamford
Maria Bamford (born September 3, 1970) is a comedienne from Minnesota. She has appeared on her own Comedy Central special and was a star on the show "Comedians of Comedy".
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