"The life I've been given is just a story; but how I tell it is my business."

"The world is divided into two halves, but in one of them it is unlivable, in the other it is unbearable."

"I myself have made love only once in my life; that was eleven years ago, and after that I didn't love anyone for a mi…"

"To this day I'm not sure if there's any difference between physics and algebra and math and chemistry, and I'll never…"

"I want you to live. Think of her, Mike. Think of her, Mike. Think about her cunt; think about her mouth and breasts, …"

"I don't trust anyone who has a pussy and knows the value of money."

"On Saturday, the city center looks the same as on any other day of the week. There are just more drunk people; in pub…"

"Are you playing dad and mom? Enjoy!"

"And that's why they probably invented marriage and the oath of fidelity, because they knew that nothing in the world …"

"Thank God I'm just alcoholic. This is the only thing that gives any guarantee; If anyone thinks anything of me, it's …"