"Barrington: It's pancake day, yes it's pancake day. It's p-p-p-p-p-pancake day."

"Rabies: So, if that's Marian. And that's Robin. And that's Little Ron.... Where's Plop plop? Plop Plop: (A large purp…"

"Sheriff: Sew up my elephant! Gladys: Pardon? Sheriff: Sew up my elephant! Gladys: What you said doesn't make any sens…"

"Sheriff: [singing] From the moment I saw you I swore you would make me foolhardy How I wanted to loosen your hair And…"

"Marian: How about laying a patio? Snooker: I couldn't handle the pain. Marian: Pardon? Snooker: Have you seen the fac…"

"Robin: See! I set fire to your underpants!"

"Marian: Rabies, what's thick and chops down trees? Rabies: Erm, me. Marian: Correct."

"Robin: GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY UNDERPANTS!!!"

"King John: Under what are you accused? Barrington: Selling a rat, answering back, whistling in the corridor and dumb …"

"Marian [fantasising about her plans for a freedom fighting band]: We'll have bows and arrows, and we'll hold rich tra…"