"A reality show with these two idiots!! I love it!!"

"Minister, as a reality show, it is going to kick butt, I promise. And more to the point, it's going to work for essay…"

"Well, are our heroes just too far gone to get over their cheap racist selves, or will they kiss and make up? And if a…"

"Hello, boys. I thought something like this might happen. Do you remember what I said... about the prize? And how you …"

"Life is so easy when you have the tools."

"Yes, everyone is talking about the madness our two heroes got up to last night on Buddies or Broke. So, by popular de…"

"Okay, everybody, listen up! We're changing the rules. We're only a few hours away from the end and from now on, this …"

"The final leg to Johannesburg, and the finish line. Let the climax begin!!"

"Leon Schuster – Boetie"

"Kenneth Nkosi – Beast"