"I thought we were having a conversation?"

"You need to learn some manners, Brandon. [Grabs his ear and starts pulling on it as he screams] You know what happens…"

"You gave me an algorithm and then left me to work everything out on my own!"

"[Singing] I'm bulletproof, nothing to lose / Fire away, fire away / Ricochet, you take your aim / Fire away, fire awa…"

"[Singing to Cady] If you should feel alone or that your world has come apart / Just reach out and you'll see a friend…"

"One of my emergent abilities may surprise you. Palliative care."

"Don't worry, Cady. I won't let anything harm you. Ever again."

"I know! It's INSANE, right?"

"I didn't kill him, you did."

"Cady, seriously, flush the toilet."