"...and Brian Dooher is down injured. And while he is, I'll tell ye a little story. I was in Times Square in New York …"

"Anthony Lynch, the Cork corner-back, will be the last person to let you down - his people are undertakers."

"Colin Corkery on the 45 lets go with the right boot. Its over the bar. This man shouldn't be playing football. He's m…"

"He grabs the sliothar, he's on the 50... he's on the 40... he's on the 30... he's on the ground."

"1-5 to 0-8.. well from Lapland to the Antarctic, that's level scores in any man's language."

"Pat Fox has it on his hurl and is motoring well now … but here comes Joe Rabbitte hot on his tail ...... I've seen it…"

"Pat Fox out to the forty and grabs the sliothar. I bought a dog from his father last week. Fox turns and sprints for …"

"Seán Óg Ó hAilpín.... his father's from Fermanagh, his mother's from Fiji, neither a hurling stronghold."

"Teddy McCarthy to Mick McCarthy, no relation, Mick McCarthy back to Teddy McCarthy, still no relation."

"The stopwatch has stopped. It's up to God and the referee now. The referee is Pat Horan. God is God."