"We really haven't slept much in eleven years. Larry [Gelbart] used to stay up all night writing us scripts th…"

"I'm always astounded by the number of cameras that point at us when we talk about this show, and by the amount of int…"

"Gene Reynolds and I—and Burt Metcalfe, who started as associate producer and wound up eventually as executive produce…"

"Loretta Swit as Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan (seasons 1–11)"

"Jamie Farr as Maxwell Q. Klinger (seasons 1–11)"

"George Morgan as John Patrick Francis Mulcahy (pilot episode)"

"William Christopher as John Patrick Francis Mulcahy (seasons 1–11)"

"Wayne Rogers as John Francis Xavier "Trapper John" McIntyre (seasons 1–3)"

"McLean Stevenson as Henry Braymore Blake (seasons 1–3)"

"Larry Linville as Franklin Marion "Frank" Burns (seasons 1–5)"