"[singing] Poor! All my life I've been poor! I keep asking God what I'm for! [Mushnik glares at him the moment he stop…"

"Wait for me, Audrey. This is between me and the vegetable!"

"[singing about Mr. Mushnik] And he calls me a slob, which I am …"

"[singing about her dream house] With a washer and a dryer, and an ironing machine…somewhere that's green."

"I'm starving!"

"[asking Seymour what he wants] Money? Girls? One par-ticu-lar girl! How 'bout that Aaaaauuuudrey? Think it over! Ther…"

"DOES THIS LOOK "INANIMATE" TO YOU, PUNK?! If I can talk and I can move, who's to say I can't do anything I want?!"

"[after Seymour deduces that Audrey II wants to take over the planet] No SHIT, Sherlock!"

"[Seymour says he won't feed the plant, due to the guilt] Tough titty. [Seymour then tells him to watch his language.]…"

"On the twenty-third day in the month of September, in an early year of a decade not too long before our own, the huma…"