"[While hanging onto the hood of a car] I'd like to see your driver's license and proof of insurance!"

"We're back, we're bad. You're black, I'm mad. Let’s go!"

"I’m a Peeping Tom, Rog, it goes with the badge. And it's fun sometimes, too."

"Don’t bother to call the police, I'm here already."

"I’m not a cop tonight, Roger, it’s personal. I’m not a cop."

"No, man. I didn't die on your toilet, I'm not gonna die in your arms."

"[Injured, being held by Murtaugh, he hears sirens approaching] Give us a kiss before they come."

"Of course I'm black. That’s why I wanna go to South Africa. To join up with my oppressed brothers. To take up the str…"

"You're breathing, you're alive, you’re not dead. No, don’t die. You're not dead until I tell I tell you, you got that…"

"They’ve been de-kaffir-nated!"