"Miguel A. Núñez Jr. as Sticks (as Miguel A. Nunez Jr.)"

"Rebecca Carlton as Princess Zarina"

"The path to power is often soiled with innocent blood, and I will let nothing stop me from becoming king. I'll have p…"

"As Shakespeare said, shit happens."

"[Pulls out a pistol and imitates John Wayne] Hold it right there, pilgrim. I'm not gonna hurt ya. Naw, I'm not gonna …"

"Your shrieks, my dear, provide a perfect accompaniment to this romantic evening."

"[Dolores is hanging from the catwalk] Do ya like hangin' around, eh? [Bashes one of her hands] Well there's no future…"

"Man. Twenty-first century and they still can't dance."

"Tina, get out of here. Go back! There's a big, ugly motherfucking spider! Go back! get out!"

"Tim Colceri as Metal Head"