"[The Leprechaun starts singing while bouncing a pogo stick onto the coin seller's chest] This old Lep, he played one …"

"[Narrating from down in the flaming well] I'll not rest till I have me gold. Curse this well that me soul shall dwell…"

"[Tory looks for a four leaf clover as the Leprechaun sneaks up to grab her hand] Little girls shouldn't look for four…"

"[Ozzie escapes from the Leprechaun in the basement] You only got away because me powers are weak! I need me gold!"

"[Rips out the dead police officer's eye and puts it into his own head] An eye for an eye, me dear."

"['The Leprechaun pulls his hand off the kitchen burner that's on, chuckling] We're cooking now, kids."

"[Singing, to Alex] I got you in a bear trap / That'll make you shut your yap / I got you in a bear trap / You look li…"

"[Comes out of the chimney] Ho, ho, ho. I'm right here, and I ain't no Santa Claus. [Get shot by Nathan]"

"Have you seen a crock of gold lying around? [Ozzie shakes his head] Tell me or I'll bite your ear off, and I'll make …"

"[Talking to himself while sitting over his pot of gold] Ah! Try as they will, and try as they might, who steals me go…"