"(Margot) Dear Elle, he's a lucky guy, I'm, like, gonna cry! I've got tears coming out of my nose! Mad props! He’s the…"

"(Serena) Dear Elle, honey, mazel tov! Future's taking off. Bring that ring back and show it to me."

"(Pilar) Four carats of princess cut! Ae you psyched or what?! I just wish I could be there to see..."

"(All three girls) When he gets down on one knee!"

"(All sorority sisters) Omigod, omigod you guys! Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize! If there ever was a perfect co…"

"(Pilar) Okay, everybody signed, good now fall in line, and we’ll start the engagement parade."

"(Serena) Light candles in single file, don’t forget to smile! Lose the gum Kate , you look like the maid. Now prepare…"

"(Serena) Shh!"

"(All sorority sisters)If there ever was a perfect couple this one quali-"

"(Elle) Omigod"