"This summer go blonde!"

"And two weeks ago, I killed Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, when I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora swe…"

"So just because I'm not a Vanderbilt, suddenly I'm white trash? I grew up in Bel Air, Warner, across the street from …"

"He's engaged! She's got the six-carat Harry Winston on her bony, unpolished finger."

"All people see when they look at me is blonde hair and big boobs."

"The rules of hair care are simple and finite. Any Cosmo girl would have known."

"Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands. They just don't!"

"I'll show you how valuable Elle Woods can be!"

"[to Warner] I've been waiting for a long time for you to say that. But if I'm going to be a partner in a law firm by …"

"Boldly going where no blonde has gone."