"My phone will ring at three in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go "Who's that calling at this time?" I don't fucking know! If I knew that, we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"
Quote Details
Added by wikiquote-import-bot
Unverified quote
0 likes
Actors from EnglandMusicians from EnglandComedians from EnglandStand-up comediansPeople from Bristol
Original Language: English
Available Languages (1)
Sources
Imported from EN Wikiquote
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Lee_Evans_(comedian)
Revision History
No revisions have been submitted for this quote.
Categories
Lee Evans (comedian)
28 quotes on TrueQuotesView all quotes by Lee Evans (comedian) →
Related Quotes
"We don't get telly round our way, sir"! "Yeah, we hang you buggers round our way, we do"… "No, we all came on the sam…"
"Bees. They don't know they've even got a fuckin' sting. It's like buzzes, it's a twat with a shotgun!"
"My wife, she is a beautiful woman, but in labour she turned into fucking Jack Nicholson from The Shining. "You. You f…"
"They'll drop a cage into the water, and the shark'll be. like, "What you doin' down 'ere? What you fuckin' doin' down…"
"I was thinking to myself out there — well, you wouldn't think you're anybody else, would you?"
"I don't come out on film. I get the red eye. Blokes like that: [imitates knocking someone out] "You fuckin' will in a…"
"The Happy Eater! They're miserable as fuck! You go in the Happy Eater, you'll see a woman behind the counter at the d…"
"TGI Friday's, American style restaurant. Well, they're mental, they're mental. I dunno. It's American, "Have a nice d…"
"Jed Exodus, sounds like he's gonna go get changed in a phone box [heroic American accent] "WATCH OUT FOR JED EXODUS..…"
"It's like unison, "Welcome to speech therapy, all together!"..."NAOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!""