"It's so easy to throw the charge of racism at everybody and it's really starting to get boring now."

"My agent was like, "I’ll stand by you, darling ... Get out!""

"I've encountered racism from black people towards me, when I was working in Kenya for seven months. It’s the way you’…"

"[After his Question Time appearance] Suddenly, I was denounced by the whole of showbiz. I thought, Oh, it’ll be alrig…"

"I personally think it's a dreadful idea that Holocaust denial is, you know, a crime in various places because how are…"

"Success is standing. Success is getting to the end and not losing my mind."

"I say, "Can we just get on and not be mean to each other?" But I feel compelled to be mean to the wokies."

"[On his vote in the 2017 general election.] I voted for "Magic Grandpa" Jeremy Corbyn last time, but then I realised …"

"[Undecided on his vote for then forthcoming 2019 general election because of their "hate-speech laws".] You’re the Co…"

"You know, even in 1917 they've done it with a Sikh soldier, which is great. I mean, it's brilliant, but you're sudden…"