"You're all so literal. Okay, scrap that. Let's pick it up. According to my insider sources, Poppy has been spotted here, at The Generic Hotel. The question is: why? Is she really attending a charity fundraiser for starving children, or is she getting tag-teamed by the cast of Medicate Me? There's only one man you can trust for the answers, and that's why I'm risking life and liberty to bring you the truth!"