"Oh, shut up! “There can be, only one!”"

"Friends...relations...whatever the hell Meatwad is... I've lived a full life. It's actually been...pretty bitchin'. B…"

"Oh, damn it! I slept with her ass, too."

"Oh, Shakey, I told her I was saving myself for marriage and that it would screw up our friendship, but she got me dru…"

"What does that matter? [points gun at himself] None of that matters now..."

"Why, what's the- AAAAAHHH!!"

"No, no, I can't. I'm more of an expert at, uh- EXPOSING the moon. (Chuckles, turns around and moons Drew, unaware tha…"

"Wait a minute. Uh... AAAAAHHHH!!"