"[Encountering the Big Top] Well I'll be greased and fried! What in blue blazes is the circus doing here in these part…"

"[Discovering Pooh has been dognapped] What in tarnation is going on here! Where's my dog?! Where's my Pooh Bear?! I'L…"

"They took your wife away in a balloon? Well you don't need the police, pal, you need a psychiatrist!"

"I made it through Korea I can make it through this bullshit!"

"I'm supposed to read you your rights. But you're in Mooney's jail, and you ain't got no rights!"

"Amusement Park Guard: What are ya gonna do with those pies, boys?"

"Paul Terenzi: [as Jo-Jo The Ice Cream Clown] I'm Jo-Jo the ice cream clown with the bestest ice cream in town! We'll …"

"Debbie Stone: Nobody's gonna put me in a balloon again!"

"In Space, No One Can Eat Ice Cream!"

"[after just witnessing the blinding light] Well I'll be hornswaggled! Did you see that little ole sky doggy zip down …"