"The whole thrilling tale is revealed."

"Kill is love."

"Back with a vengeance."

"Once upon a time in China, some believe around the year one double-ought three, head priest of the White Lotus Clan, …"

"Is that not the perfect visual image of life and death? A fish flapping on the carpet, and a fish not flapping on the…"

"I suppose the traditional way to conclude this is we cross Hanzo swords. Well, it just so happens this hacienda comes…"

"I'm a killer! I'm a murdering bastard, you know that. And there are consequences to breaking the heart of a murdering…"

"Looked dead, didn't I? Well, I wasn't, but it wasn't for lack of trying I can tell you that. Actually, Bill's last bu…"

"[lighting up a cigarette after Budd has collapsed from a black mamba bite] I'm sorry, Budd. That was rude of me, wasn…"

"My Pussy Wagon died on me."