"Hats divide generally into three classes: offensive hats, defensive hats, and shrapnel."

"No nice men are good at getting taxis."

"People get a bad impression of it by continually trying to treat it as if it was a bank clerk, who ought to be on tim…"

"Any committee that is the slightest use is composed of people who are too busy to want to sit on it for a second long…"

"The best careers advice given to the young ... is "Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for d…"

"A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it."

"The main purpose of children's parties is to remind you that there are children more awful than your own."

"I wouldn't say when you've seen one Western you've seen the lot; but when you've seen the lot you get the feeling you…"

"I have more confidence in the charity which begins in the home and diverges into a large humanity, than in the worldw…"

"As the rolling stone gathers no moss, so the roving heart gathers no affections."