"Do you see that banner up there? It says the "Charlotte Banshees", not the "Charlotte Juwannas"!"

"[after seeing Jamal in the team mascot's costume] A third career.....Where do u find the time?"

"The only reason why I stayed with your lyin', cheatin' ass is because you were rich and famous."

"[while being interviewed] In my country, penis okay; My mother have penis, and my sister."

"I feel like there are things that you just, like, don't say to me. And I can't tell whether you're, like, holding bac…"

"Until I leave earth, I'm gonna have always been so tangled."

"Raiff's ambition to break free from sentimental formula and forge a path of his own is clear, making him an exciting …"

"Cooper Raiff — Andrew, a Tulane University graduate who has recently moved back home"

"Dakota Johnson — Domino"

"Evan Assante — David, Andrew's younger brother"