"Judge John Hodgman: I feel like I'm watching the videotape in The Ring. It's this completely weird array of disconnec…"

"Jesse Thorn: We have video of a grown man building ziplines for action figures in what appeared to be some kind of sh…"

"Judge John Hodgman: He probably read a lot about literary theory, probably [saw] some weird arthouse movies, maybe st…"

"Judge John Hodgman: What you put in your Top 25 doesn't matter to me. You are an authority only in your own personal …"

"Judge John Hodgman: When I record this podcast, I am using a Coleco Adam computer add-on that I have forged onto an I…"

"Jesse Thorn: You can just order butter from the milkman like everybody else does."

"Judge John Hodgman: Paul, your wife has said that the complementary dog to your manhood is a skinny, sedate, easily p…"

"Adam: It's not uncommon [for bats to live in chimneys of old houses]. It's just uncommon to keep them there."

"Judge John Hodgman: Now, now, now. This is getting dangerously close to compromise before I've even had a chance to t…"

"Judge John Hodgman: Finally my friend came with the shoes that were too big for me. I wear a 9 and these were like an…"