"[When asked if he is going to go to his high school reunion] "Yeah, I can't wait. I'm going to show up in a helicopter.""

""We'll probably just play the greatest hits set again, give the people the shit they want to hear." (from a 2008 inte…"

""Some people are desperately looking for scapegoats, they just don't want to see the truth!" (Jon commenting on the p…"

""The kids out there want something they can relate to, something that's real; most of that whiny stuff isn't real. Th…"

""It's my purse."(talking about his sporran)"

"The music industry can make you feel like a prostitute."

"The fans have been really incredible everywhere we've been....You want to make sure you put on the best concert of yo…"

""People die from typewriters falling on their heads." (talking about taking chances because you can die at any moment.)"

""They're all, 'Dude, we're sorry. We were just kids. Your know how kids are. Growing up' and I'm just like "Shut up!'…"

"I like reading Ball Tongue lyrics and all that stuff. And they published a book, and I wouldn't give my lyrics, and i…"