"Cursed with an abnormally vast perception of this cruel reality. Trudging through levels of intense emotion no small …"

"How I envy those blessed with a stunning ignorance of the truth. (sigh) Oh... to be truly happy! To be an imbecile!"

"If you actually believe your true intelligence is determined by some standardized system, well, then you can't be THA…"

"You dare revel in this hideous beast you have spawned, so bloated with countless wicked futures!! Blinded morons, for…"

"There is such amusement in seeing the joy in someone when they think they have just gotten smarter."

"I never asked to be this superior being."

"Angry nun is always comedy."

"Remember, dog, beauty is ephemeral, pain is forever."

"Kids, don't be stupid and try this. This is a trained flying toddler."

"Do you not see how superior I am? Hear me, and evolve."