"I’m trying to bring the real man back to Hollywood. Steve McQueen — that whole thing. There hasn’t been that for a lo…"

"I’m an alpha male, what else can I say?"

"I don’t want to be prettier than the woman I’m walking with. I want people to look at me and say, ‘Now there’s a guy …"

"His subtleties. He acts with his eyes, that’s it. He’s very subtle. He’s sexy. He’s a man. He does of all his own stu…"

"If I was drunk and I turned Brad Pitt around, I might fuck him."

"Orlando Bloom is a hermaphrodite."

"I swear he’s got a pussy, either that or he’s a hermaphrodite. It’s one of the two. And he’s, like, the big thing."

"I’m not trying to (inappropriate) on Vin Diesel, but if that’s what we got now for real men, we got problems."

"He’s one of my best friends. I met him on Tears of the Sun. Basically, we’re cut from the same mold. He took me into …"

"He’s an asshole. Russell Crowe is a prick bastard to work with."