"If I like chocolate it won't surprise you that I have a few chocolates in my fridge, but if you find out I've got 16 …"

"Basil Fawlty was an easy character for me. For some reason, portraying a mean, uptight, incompetent bully comes natur…"

"If I had not gone into Monty Python, I probably would have stuck to my original plan to graduate and become a charter…"

"No puns, no puns, no puns."

"He who laughs most, learns best."

"If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play."

"Technology frightens me to death. It's designed by engineers to impress other engineers, and they always come with in…"

"If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?"

"You see, you could never do a sketch like that these days. The audience is too uninformed. I blame the Americans. Nat…"

"Four hundred years ago, we would have been burnt for this film. Now, I'm suggesting that we've made an advance."