"I want other teams to hate us, you don't want to play Miami. It's not going to be easy. It's going to be a dogfight."

"I'm just messing with stuff to make the internet mad."

"You mean how can I turn into the greatest basketball player in the world all of a sudden? I don't know, man. I'm just…"

"the farmer takes Jill down the well & all the king's horses & all the king's men can't put that baby together again c…"

"death is where jimi hendrix is, where our revolution ended up."

"There has always been something wrong wif the tesses. The tesses paint a picture of me wif no brain. The tesses paint…"

""I'm tired," I says. She says, "I know you are, but you can't stop now Precious, you gotta push." And I do."

"this country might have been a pio neer land once. but. there ain't no mo indians blowing custer's mind with a differ…"

"I refuse to share my body with a man who wouldn't politically defend it."

"Got me mad as shit (yeah), so I slapped the bitch."