"To me it was more about eight years of bad policy before (Obama) got there that let this happen. It was Dracula runni…"

"I never used to miss the chance to climb up on his knee And listen to the many tales of life upon the sea. We'd go sa…"

"And now I wish I was somewhere other than here, Down in some honky tonk, sippin' on a beer. Yes, I wish I was somewhe…"

"The Great Filling Station Holdup"

"He went to Paris, looking for answers To questions that bothered him so. He was impressive, young and aggressive, Sav…"

"Now he lives in the islands, fishes the pilin's And drinks his green label each day, He's writing his memoirs and los…"

"I really do appreciate the fact you're sittin' here. Your voice sounds so wonderful, But your face don't look too cle…"

"I wish I had a pencil-thin mustache, the "Boston Blackie" kind. Or a two-toned Ricky Ricardo jacket, And an autograph…"

"Come Monday, it'll be all right. Come Monday, I'll be holding you tight. I spent four lonely days in a brown L.A. haz…"

"I'm growing older but not up. My metabolic rate is pleasantly stuck. Let those winds of time blow over my head. I'd r…"