"Harry Dresden: Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that there isn't an invisible demon …"

"Harry Dresden: Santa is a much bigger and more powerful faery than Toot, and I don't know his true name anyway. You'd…"

"Harry Dresden: Tequila? Are you sure on that one? I thought the base for a love potion was supposed to be champagne. …"

"Harry Dresden: I'd made the vampire cry. Great. I felt like a real superhero. Harry Dresden, breaker of monsters' hea…"

"Harry Dresden: It’s not my fault all women like motorcycles, Murph. They’re basically huge vibrators. With wheels."

"Harry Dresden: For future reference, I was sort of hoping for a suggestion that didn't sound like it came from that B…"

"Harry Dresden: The world is getting weirder. Darker every single day. Things are spinning around faster and faster, a…"

"Harry Dresden: In McAnally's pub and grill, there aren't any service people. According to Mac, if you can't get up an…"

"Harry Dresden: Sometimes I hate having a conscience, and a stupidly thorough sense of honor."

"When I finally got tired of arguing with her and decided to write a novel as if I was some kind of formulaic, genre w…"