"I worked 22 years in the industry, and I noticed that operating systems get cancer with age"

"We must always give our users pure sex. It's like a rendezvous in the back seat of an automobile with a beautiful gir…"

"One of the deep mysteries to me is our logo, the symbol of lust and knowledge, bitten into, all crossed with the colo…"

"Yet you would not drive a car with your mouth unless you are my mother-in-law."

"The way to find what the mainstream will do tomorrow is to associate with the lunatic fringe today."

"That makes my nipples hard!"

"Thank God that [Apple buying Be] didn’t happen, because I hated Apple's management. I couldn’t picture myself in there."

"I want to see the two CEOs of RIM and [Apple CEO Steve] Jobs working together. The thought of this ménage à trois is …"

"I desire, if by any possibility I should become a priest, to be a missionary, and if I am a missionary to be a martyr."

"Persecution is upon us; it will be terrible; we will pass through torrents of blood."